Doing It in 3D
The outer limit of the 3 dimension world of the dark and gloomy came out of the cosmic light into the Galaxy of the stars a baby child was accidental drop from an Alien space ship on the door step of an old music shop. Smack in the middle of the dirty south. Louisiana land of the blues, the noise woke the owners of shop a man and woman went to the front door and open it and saw the baby and brought it into the shop. The couple looks into it's eyes and the man said them are some crazy looking eyes find something to put over them. The woman founded a pair of dark sun glasses and put them over the baby eyes now that looks better. All of a sudden he started crying they did everything they could to stop him from crying, shaking keys,tried to feed him, patting him on the back nothing work until the man handed the baby over to the woman and he started to play the piano and she started to sing the blues and the baby went to sleep. So anytime the baby would cry they would play and sing for the baby. As the years went by they name the boy Bill Reed after the man and to his friends in school they called him B.R. for short. Bill love the music his parents sang and played, but he kept hearing a different kind of music in his head and seeing vision of the future these strange characters later on will be known to the world as George Clinton, Boosy Collins,and P-FUNK. He then went into this strange trance with his arms stretch straight out heading toward the instrument and he grab the bass and started to play,his parents have never heard anything like this before and they have been playing music for years. Bill came out of his trance and said 'fun' is coming, what 'fun' is coming said his father? Now I see it! It's Funk! His mother said what is Funk? Bill said it's hard to explain let me show you on my bass and he said under Funk and started to play his daddy started dancing his mama started howling do it daddy! Mama is shaking her booty hard. People on the street heard this strange sound and walked into the store everyone started dancing to this hypnotic sound. Bill became know as B-Funk'n he played the world over. The year was 1940 and the way B-Funk'n came into this world he left it in the same way. The world wonder what happen to B-Funk'n 40 years later his dream vision did come true for today in the world of Funk, came forth the funky George Clinton, Boosy Collins, P-Funk. And the dark sun glasses became a trade mark for all Funketeers.