Mr. Rump's Greatest Shits
WARNING! THIS CD CONTAINS X-RATED MATERIAL - NOT FOR CHILDREN OR BLUENOSES! Once or twice upon a time, our hero, Mr. Rump L. Stiltskin, decided that his answering machine should be more than just a message taker. He wanted a telephone theater, where he could amuse himself and his friends with one-minute bits of original music and wit. One friend had her office mates call and listen to the messages. Before long word had spread and he was getting hundreds of calls a day - a million so far! Some of the callers leave messages of their own on The Ultimate Answering Machine and provide raw material for more sonic collages... In the meantime, listen to how much fun The Ultimate Answering Machine[TM] can pack into one minute!