Crashtv are lots of things, and we don't know what they are other than them being the things that they are. The band have produced all manner of spectacular music cleverly designed to suit Modern Things like trampolining and hydroponics and general loitering. Here's an album of greatness from them none-others than them crashtv. It's called 'MachineCod'. A following album is in production and it's quite amazing. We say so. Best to buy this one first so you'll know how the second one works - all more dirtier and cleverer and that. Thank you for reading all of these words in roughly the right order.