Deep Sea Swimmers
Deep Sea Swimmers is a brand new band with it's own studio and record company, named The Cooler Recording Studio and Teetering Records, respectively. There are five guys usually, sometimes four and a half or five and a half depending on the usage of mind altering sexual products at any given time. We are gearing up for our first tour, on which we will play to literally groups of people of both kinds, those who like Jim Dandy sausage and those who don't. We have a website where you can go and have fun. While you're there try not to cut yourself. The ends of those fingers are highly vascular places and will bleed like stuck pigs if their structural integrity is undermined. Ahh, me, I could go on all day about how great we are and how brilliant our CD is and how we love jousting with methane, but it would bore you assuredly. Goodbye for now, all you knicker wearing nectarines.