Guy Branum is a writer and comedian best known for his recurring segment "No More Mr. Nice Gay" on FX standup series Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, serving as "Staff Homosexual" on "Chelsea Lately," and his performance as Natalie Portman's sassy gay friend in No Strings Attached. Notice a trend? He's appeared on "Last Comic Standing," "Arsenio," E!, MTV, G4, Current TV, and lots more. He's also written for "Punk'd," "Another Period," "Awkward," "Billy on the Street," and "Fashion Police." That means he's watched the Grammys® at Joan Rivers' house. Jealous? Guy also writes self-important essays for various blogs and occasionally makes web videos where he dances around without his shirt on. But mostly, Guy is very, very beautiful and good at having sex.