Sounds Like Meat
A recipe for Itchy Itchy 2 cups of Elvis Costello 1 1/2 cups of Neil Diamond 1/2 cup of dada 1/4 cup of The Pixies 1 tablespoon of U2 2 teaspoons of Barenaked Ladies A pinch of Tool A dash of Ozzy Osbourne A sprinkling of Paul Simon A smidgeon of the Pretenders Boil ingredients in a large pot for an hour stirring constantly and voila! Top with cheese. Itchy Itchy: a thick, steaming stew that tastes mysterious and foreign yet strangely familiar. Best served with generous amounts of whiskey. Itchy Itchy are four guys who have known each other for well over ten years and have dedicated their lives to writing the best pop-rock music ever recorded. Unfortunately they have failed miserably over and over again. Some see this stubborn refusal to quit in the face of constant disappointment as utter and complete stupidity. But the boys in the band see it as perseverance and indomitable spirit. They're wrong...it is utter and complete stupidity. They make no apologies for their music, even though they should. It pours straight out of their wretched, twisted hearts and their almost non-existent souls. At least they mean it...