Salty: American songwriter/tapdancer, Massachusetts transplant by way of the East Bay, CA. Has been seen frequently on the park benches of Malden with a broken tape recorder and a backpack full of malt chemicals. He\'s rhyming to invisible people who perpetually live in 1994 after the sun sets. Salty: frontrunner nominee of the \'I Dropped Acid in High School\' Party. Electorally challenging CFR as well as Illuminati. Cast your vote, for Devil Number 1, 2, or 3, or me this Super Tuesday. Try and make it an interesting news day, that\'s all I ask... Rumor has it: he hopped a train one day in order to go live in an abandoned factory in Bridgeport, Connecticut. Said he had some plans for the battery-powered sampler and those typewriters he kept in the spare room. But I bet he actually went to South America or some shit, trying to jump ship on those credit card payments.