Poindexter & the Genius Sex Act
Poindexter, the only living scientist to have successfully split the 'age gene' in half, has finally had enough of being unexcited for longer than twice you think. Hence the 'process of ever solution' ..his new theory of the Botswanian Shetland pony and it's astounding ability to eat grass lying down. Whereby The pony, in it's hour of feeding, does nothing but eat ...lying down. Uncommon in it's unique ability to do this and only this, without thinking about the process (or anything else for that matter) until the next feeding, Poindexter's theory evaluates the benefit of living exactly like the pony. Choosing to do only what you need do in that moment and not consider the event again until it is time to do it again. REVOLUTIONARY! Yes. But how is he to spread the word? How, With a guitar. A 'Guilt Free Guitar'! Nice. A sex act might help..due to the effect of orgasm being the only event.... in orgasm. The guitar has no idea of what notes it's going to play until the notes are played. Just like the feeding habits of the pony. Voila The pony, unattached to the grass (lying down) and the guitar unattached to the notes (naked or with an octave divider) demonstrate what we all should consider as a way of life, love and death. Pony+guitar=Voila!