Horse Machine, recorded alongside Underneath Rotting over the summer of 2006, is Pumpkin Buzzard's garage rock album. Featuring live drumming on an extremely minimal set (floor tom, snare, and crash cymbal) and ridiculously unhinged performances on guitar, mandolin, violin, piano, lap harp, synths, and drums, the Buzzard tackles doom metal, strange jamming, punk, noise rock, death metal, dreamy pop, acoustic funk, and more. Packaged in a DVD-style case with a full-color insert. Pumpkin Buzzard is a prolific experimental pop/rock band with forays into black metal, death metal, doom metal, grindcore, noise, power electronics, IDM, hip hop, dark ambient, happy hardcore, punk, industrial, and other styles. Pumpkin Buzzard "Horse Machine" 01. Frostgut Trapped in ice Body frozen No escape Body frozen So frozen No escape Oh, frostgut My frostgut You are the one In my gut Steam rises Body frozen From my face Body frozen Frostgut 02. Hard Lycanthropy Hunting down the villagers They're running from me because I think I'm a wolf right now Chasing them all through the town It's hard to be a wolf It's hard to be a werewolf The villagers are scared And I keep growing hair I got sharp teeth in my mouth I think I'm busting out My hearing's really good I'll eat you for some food 03. Sea Repair 04. Method of Delivery You got a method of delivery I don't know what it does to me I don't know what to do with you I can't decrypt what you're sending me And I just want you to know You've got a mouse tarp instability Don't you know that you're killing me I don't know what to do with you 05. Funeral Director I'm bleeding yolk I smell like dirt I got nothing to lose I feel the burn Devices eat your life Yum, yum, yum Got a procedure tonight Sewer headlight Oh, oh I got a funeral to run Oh, oh I am the funeral director I'm sinking fast The button's pressed I got nothing to lose I got no regrets Tomorrow Get a grip Shrink wrap uranium Mister director If you need a funeral You know who to call Funeral director I am the funeral 06. Watch Phazer The sewer casts a fishing line A green monster I phazed a watch, it ain't mine I shoplifted Walked close to the blaze I feel not good About a watch phaze July, August 07. Weather King 08. Orc Caramel Echoes from the Martian landscape Eyes stare like lightning Think of it as a time limit Machines taste sugar I got a sweet tooth But I'm saving it for dinner Orc caramel Something was wrong in the space station Hair grows in the factory Your smile smells like dirty fields Birds swoop down and carry me away Did you guys eat some chicken salad? 09. Microscope Wolf 10. Easy Witch It's easy to be a witch Cuz you don't have to go very fast You just hop on your broomstick And you can go anywhere you want It's not hard to be a witch It's not very hard at all It's not hard in the winter Or the spring, summer, or fall It's easy to be a witch It's easy to be a witch You don't have to go very fast I was riding on my broomstick And I flew across the moon It's not hard in the morning Or in the afternoon I don't fly into space 'Cause space is way too cold The best thing about being a witch Is the wart on my nose 11. I Know My Rights I got a story about something that happened to me Something scary happened at the store I saw something that I wasn't supposed to see They came and I didn't see anything anymore I know my rights Someone's standing outside of my door There was a bird resting on her shoulder It's because of what I saw at the store I said come in cuz it's getting a little colder They keep knocking, knocking, should I let them in I said it again, she wasn't listening Ever since I saw, I don't know where I've been I am made of snow and I am glistening I know my rights I gotta get myself outta something today 12. Black Morning In the black morning There is no sunshine The people wonder what has happened to the sun We don't know, but even if we did we wouldn't tell anyone The plants are dying Government's lying The people wonder what has happened to the sun We don't know, but even if we did we wouldn't tell anyone Black sunshine 13. Springtime Dream Springtime is the dream time This song is sleepy right now The fields are green I got my horse machine I'm not for sure what I'm doing But I'm doing fine Pumpkin Buzzard's getting' paid on a daily basis We got people to see and gots to go to places My lids are getting' heavy cuz it's dream time In the meantime, this is springtime So let's kick it Springtime is the dream time This song is sleepy right now I haven't seen The movie screen Cuz I'm too busy Caught up in a dream Sittin' getting' sleepy down in the shade Sittin' by my stacks cuz I'm getting' paid Listen up cuz this is P 'n' B serenade Restin' real easy cuz I got it made 14. Which Path Will They Choose 15. Rain Rat I am a rain rat Live in the sewers Just when you knew Turns out you didn't I walk across the bridge Into the chorus Hey, do you have any cheese for us? I'm a rain rat That's what I said I am a rain rat My coat is thick with dirt I smell of sewage Just when you thought you knew You lost your knewage I am a rain rat That's what I said I am a rain rat The rain rat crawls into a sewer Be careful not to turn into a (rain rat) 16. Reptilian Forever I am crawling on the ground And I'm never coming down I am a registered reptile This is the end of the line And I'm taking back what's mine This is the wild that makes us smile I have become something I'm not Reptilian forever Living out our fragile obstacles Reptilian forever I am transforming I said come in it's getting cold On, auto, lockout, light, press hold And we've been playing in the field I saw you hiding in the trees There's no sense in blaming me The truth has finally been revealed.