Retardos de la Mour
'THE MUSIC AND LYRICS EVOKE THE LITERATE COMIC SLEAZE AND HORROR OF HUBERT SELBY JR'S CLASSIC BOOK LAST EXIT TO BROOKLYN.' 'KINKY KWEER AND KILLER! IN ALL SENSES! IN ALL K'S!' 'VERY FUNNY AND VERY DISTURBING' FYI: The full title of track #2 is NIGGERS AND QUEERS AKA A VILE HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT SUFFERS A HOME INVASION BY THE STEREOTYPES OF HIS WORST NIGHTMARES. The song is about a guy we once were incarcerated with who was convinced all the world's problems were caused by 'the niggers and the queers'. He was sure that blacks and gays were going to take over the world. He was so stupid it was hard to take offence. So we wrote a song about what he thought was gonna happen. The WEBSITE will not be up until the end of APRIL. Full lyrics of all songs will be there along with some mp3 downloads of new songs and demos. In the meantime here are the lyrics to..... 'NIGGERS AND QUEERS AKA A VILE HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT SUFFERS A HOME INVASION BY THE STEREOTYPES OF HIS WORST NIGHTMARES' I'M GONNA INVITE ALL THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS IN THE WORLD OVER TO YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE WE'RE GONNA BONE YOUR ASS AND PLAY LOUD RAP MUSIC TILL ALL YOUR SPEAKERS ARE BLOWN OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S YOUR WORST FEARS HERE COME THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS WE'RE GONNA DOLL UP YOUR SON IN A DRESS AND HEELS AND TURN HIM INTO A TEENAGE QUEEN WE'RE GONNA DO CRACK AND BASKETBALL OUT BACK AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEENY WEEN OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S YOUR WORST FEARS HERE COME THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS WE'RE GONNA SNEEZE AND SPREAD AIDS DISEASE AND HAVE UNSPEAKABLE SEX WITHOUT A CARE WE'RE GONNA SMELL UP YOUR HOUSE AND EAT PIGS FEET AND LAY AROUND AND COLLECT WELFARE OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S YOUR WORST FEARS HERE COME THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS.