Tired of the same-ole, same-ole? Can't bear the thought of hearing the same poor cat squealing bagpipeeze one more time? Miss the piping of your father's? your teachers'? your blood? Step into the New Baroque, & Experience the New Old. Come over to the Dark Side of Piping. The Tartan Chicken is the New Black! Come fly with the Tartan Chicken. Yes, Chickens do FLY. Take a Tartan Chicken home with you today, better than down feathers. Who needs a big fat pillow anyway...