Too Fat for Love
Biography: What's the T-Fist philosophy in this, the year of our lord 2007. Well, I'd have to say ROCK WITHOUT BORDERS!! Yeah, that's right, if you're gangly, ugly, abnormal, angry, don't pay tour taxes, AND smoke two packs a day--whatever, then you're going to fit right in to the Thunderfist crowd. We've been playing our brand of high octane rock and roll since Salt Lake City was nothing more than a speck in between Denver and Reno. Shit, look at the guys in the band, they're probably the ugliest goddamn group to hit SLC since the Jets (except for Erik, who is the resident pretty boy, but whatever.) The folks that come to our show want a good time, and they don't want to have to be a fashion whore or extremely good looking to get it. And boy do we deliver, in spades. I've seen huge fat chicks, retards, punkers, mongoloids, giants, he/she's, drunken frat boys, midgets, hot chicks and brain surgeons all on the same dance floor. We put our asses on the line every day for the Rock n' Roll. We added the three guitar attack to keep your brain from being able to recover from our all out frontal assault. We deliver the good times like a motherf***er, and we got a new bad ass album to prove it. Check out Too Fat for Love when it hits your local record shop shelf in early 2007. We love to rock, we love to roll, and we sure as f*** look forward to seeing you at your favorite concert hall, dive bar, or wherever we're gonna get a good size bar tab and reverb on the snare. If you're in need of a good time rock and roll band to fill out your place, get in touch with Thunderfist, we're a sure thing..